Your landing page, roasted — honestly.

Just launched and getting traffic but no signups? I read your page, tell you exactly what's costing you conversions, and rewrite the parts that matter.

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Rather do it yourself? The Hero Cheatsheet — 20 headline formulas + checklist, €12 →

Free public roasts

STMZ Kinetic

AI social-media autopilot — 6 fixes for the hero, trust signals and pricing.

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EmailConnect.eu

Inbound email → webhook — lead with the "no mailbox access" wedge, separate from Mailgun/Postmark.

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Buildy

Publish an app from any AI — lead with permanence, simplify the first action, add trust.

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More roasts added as founders send their pages. Want yours? Email your URL — a free roast comes back within 24h.

DIY guides — fix it yourself

The Hero Cheatsheet — €12

20 headline formulas + before/after fixes, a buzzword kill-list and a 10-point checklist. Instant PDF.

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The Indie SaaS Pricing Page Pack — €24

Fix the page where buyers decide: 30-point teardown, pricing psychology, 3 templates, swipe file. Instant PDF.

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Get both in the Hero + Pricing bundle for €29 — the hero gets them interested, pricing gets them to buy.

How it works

Send your live URL + one line on your ideal customer.

You get an honest teardown + a rewritten hero — free.

Want the whole page rewritten? €89, done in 24h. Refund if you don't like it.